My late uncle, my mum's youngest brother had lived his entire life as a bachelor.
His take on marriage was simple: Why bother sticking to one when you've got the sea?
He was a real cracker. My mum didn't quite like the idea of me crashing at his place on weekends but I'm a grown up so she didn't have much to hold me back. My uncle had women in his bedroom literally on every weekend. It was like there was some babe-making device secretly locked away in his bedroom. They came in various sizes, shapes and colors. My uncle wasn't picky. He settled for anything with a vagina.
I mean this guy had excessive energy I never knew where he had the strength to bone a few women in one night until he shared with me his ultimate secret. He was dependent on Viagra! I knew the effects of Viagra and therefore never used it. I told him Viagra was no joke and had serious consequences. He would laugh it off, bragging about his sexual conquests and places Viagra has taken him to. With Viagra, he was the hulk.
My uncle wasn't in good shape, health wish. Yeah he could f**k like a pornstar, party like a rockstar but he had a serious heart problem issue. I remembered my dad telling him to slow down and my uncle would snap back, saying as long he's got a penis he was going to fully utilize it.
Unfortunately, late one evening, my uncle was ready to get in bed with this woman he had picked up at the bar when out of the blues he had a sudden heart attack and died seconds afterwards. According to the autopsy report, the guy had both Viagra and Nitrates in his system. The doctor said it was a fatal cocktail!
My uncle died without the chance of enjoying one last time what he had always enjoyed doing his whole life.
So guys, if you ever decide to take sex pills, whether it'd be Viagra or natural herbs, make sure you are not on nitrates or some serious illness that requires medication.
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