A Haircut Experience

Went in to get a haircut at a shitty mall salon and the girl cutting my hair got very flirty with me. She was making comments about how I was a nice break from the women and old men who come to her and even one about how she couldn't stop checking my out in the mirror.

Haircut is done (she did an awesome job), I'm leaving and she writes her number down on a business card and gives it to me. Pretty normal procedure if you're trying to get repeat clients. I grab the card, kind of nervous and don't know what to say so I walk out.

My buddy was walking around the mall waiting for me so I meet up with him and we leave. Driving down the street I realize I forgot to pay her so I text her and say, "hey, I forgot to pay you! Totally embarrassed, I'll be right back." I get back and she is totally cool saying she's glad she has my number now.

We keep texting that night and the next day. That day at work the texts got so fucking heated. Literally fucking each other via text message... She's telling me she wants me to eat her ass... We exchange naked photos.

We ended up meeting late one night for a beer, neither of us had much time but she ended up blowing me in her car and THEN tells me she has a boyfriend.

I leave and we continue to text for a bit and she keeps telling me I need to come back for a "spray tan". Their spray tan is done by the stylists with a tanning gun (?) and you get naked for it.

So, I go back in after two weeks for another haircut (didn't need one), it's near closing time and I'm her last client. She is the only person there other than the receptionist. Before this I popped two Vimax pills. I had gotten them from my buddy, who told me to try them the next time I was going to get lucky. Well, why the hell not, right?

During this haircut she starts talking dirty, telling my all she could think about when she first saw me was what my cock looked like etc. she even reached down to grab my dick under the cape. Haircut is finished (not as good as the last one) and she tells me to go check out what's in this room in the back. I walk down and see it's the spray tan room, take a hint and walk inside to wait for her.

She walks in a minute later. She's super hot, floor length black skirt and a black tank top. She's smiling and I lean in to kiss her. She goes into freak mode and drops to her knees to suck my dick. We end up rolling around on the floor that has a dirty towel on it fucking plenty of different positions. I never did eat her ass even though I love doing that.

I got $10 of my haircut and tipped her $20... It was worth it.

If you're interested, you can apparently get them from www.sexpillsexpert.com. I don't know, because I ask my buddy to get them for me. They're fucking magical, and now I can't imagine going without them. It just adds so much to the sexperience!

Two Men Walked into a Bar...

I know a chap, a nice fellow I met at a bar once. Can't remember how, but then again as with most encounters at bars, I don't!

Well, long story short and bullshit aside, I happened to mention to him my plan for getting it on like a champ with this beaut later in the evening. Of course, what else do two alpha males talk about at a dingy pub, right?

I told him how I was going to blow her mind. I was going to go for five hours, I said. He joined in my camaraderie, cheering me on and boosting my ego.

Until I casually remarked I was going to get some help. Help in the form of a nice azure pill called Viagra.

His face suddenly darkened and he grew sombre and serious. "Don't," was all he said. The happy chatter suddenly died down and he was staring ahead, head bowed.

Naturally, I was perplexed. I didn't need to do much for him to tell me his story.

"I was 22 at that time, and I was having a tough time. You know, I was this nobody in college and the only shooting I was doing was into a Kleenex. So anyway, for some reason this girl in Economics takes a liking to me and actually thought my socially awkward ways were adorable."

"So one thing progressed to the next, and we were going to get it on. I wanted to channel all that pent up anxiety, so I was determined to blow her mind. I managed to get some contraband Viagra from this judgemental douchebag and I thought I was absolutely going to make this girl see the light."

"I will save you the details because they still make me cringe, but not only did I crash and burn with her, I lost the last of the confidence I had. Come one day, drunk out of my mind, I ended up at this random party. My memory's in patches here, but all I remember is taking a pill from this guy's bottle in some room and going at it for what seemed like eternity with this brunette."

"That was all I remembered, and the next day I absolutely had to find out what the hell I took! So I broke in and stole the entire bottle."

"And today, here, I'm sharing my secret with you."

So he took my blue pill, smashed it, and replaced it with one of his. We bid our goodbyes after, and I resumed my plan. Nothing's changed, except that I no longer have that Viagra -- nothing I can do about it anyway!

I will simply leave you with a passing statement -- that night was my night of enlightenment. And like all good sages, I will leave you with this: www.sexpillsexpert.com

Like all great words, it also starts with a V. Except it doesn't sound as crude as Viagra. Vimax. Infinitely better. Infinitely safer. You heard it here.

He had to experiment twice!

'On both occasions, I felt like a fly that has been sprayed with insecticide and is about to die'

Bob experimented with Viagra on a vacation with his partner. The first time he popped, his brain artery popped and he had to be rushed to ICU 40 miles away by ambulance. Sudden pain shot up the top of his vertebrae near his shoulders within an hour of taking Viagra. Assuming it could had just been a muscle pull, he didn't see any reason to be alarmed by. But as soon as he began puking and the pain across his shoulders intensified, immobilizing him at once. Diagnose showed he had a stroke as in his brain artery went KABOOM!

Bob had too much determination to be discouraged by a stroke. 48 hours later, he popped another Viagra and the pain returned, only this time all hell broke loose. He described the pain to be ten times worse than before. And you had to give a second go to confirm it's the pill giving you the pleasure of agony!






How's Mr Spence kicking now?
He's on medication, depends on a crutch to walk about and sticks to intensive physiotherapy.




Sue damn Pfizer you might add.

Oh well, trying to go head on with a giant like Pfizer would be rather a waste of time. Bob's lawyers made it clear that filing a lawsuit against Pfizer would weigh more cons than pros. It is difficult to sue over a drug licensed for general prescription! Bob's doctors assured Bob it was the handiwork of Viagra that had led to the strokes. Pfizer denied such claim, insisting there was no evidence to backup the allegation Viagra has caused any deaths.

How about the 31 deaths that had been associated with Viagra in September 1999 in Britain?
309 reported negative side effects?




There is one thing you can do to avoid sharing the same fate as Bob.

Opt for Vimax. 100% herbal and natural with zero side effects. And it is not addictive cause it contains 0% drugs! Don't end up as a statistic! Be smart and wise! It is your life and health that is on the line.

"Viagra for anyone?"

Becomes easier to pop a pill 

Name: Jack Da Playa

Healthy male. 174 cm tall and extremely athletic. 

Favorite places to pick up ladies: Lounges and exclusive bars. 

Loves to party and loves women too much.

Hidden weakness: can't function without Viagra.

Suffering from psychological issues and self-esteem deprivation, Jack just can't enjoy sex without popping the blue pill first. 

I remember reading the news about  a writer who had killed himself simply because he had lied to his girlfriend about his secret Viagra intake! The girlfriend claimed they had a 'normal physical relationship' and didn't understand why he had to be on Viagra.

My guess is this: He had some unresolved sexual issues and needed Viagra to somehow create clarity in his personal turmoil. Whether he was dependent on the drug or not remains vague.

Viagra can control your life when it enslaves you as an addict.

I read about this guy who spends a 1000 pounds annually on Viagra and even though he's fit as hell and only in his 30s, he just can't enjoy sex without popping the blue pill first. 

Viagra is even used as a recreational drug in clubs and parties.

Isn't ecstasy enough for you party animals?

I won't be surprised if in years to come. toilet detergent becomes the next thing! Check out this guy next door!

The point I'm trying to relate here is that Viagra can be addictive like any other drug.

The more you use it, the higher are your chances of becoming hooked onto it.

The same principal applies to any drugs. 

They're a step away from being abused.

Vimax is still the best, safest choice on the market.

No chemicals whatsoever. No chemicals to get you addicted. Only plant oils and natural extracts make up the ingredients. I myself use it occasionally when I need to rev up my game. A few known buddies of mine who had erectile dysfunctions and low libidos had these issues sorted out after using Vimax. Eventually their erections returned and never needed Vimax again. They can now erect naturally. 

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Testimonial #2

Hey guys, I'm Daniel, Azlan's college buddy. We attended the same college many years back. He was my wing man and the parties we crashed, girls we partied with.....man it was a blast!

I wanna share a story of mine. It's my experience with Viagra.
I'm a sexual, promiscuous guy. I love women too much to bother for the 'One-gina' deal. It was in my second year in college that I began boosting my game up with Viagra.
I took Viagra like my life depended on it.
Little did I realize how badly the little blue pill was affecting me.
I became a Viagra junkie and couldn't perform without it.
It became my source of confidence.
When I couldn't get an erection without the pill, I began realizing I was in a lot of trouble.
I tried not taking the pill, summoned the will in me to erect on my own but my limp dick simply refused to harden. I was getting more frustrated and to make things worse, the girls left without ever calling back.

I knew what had to be done.
I had to go cold turkey.
I tossed the Viagra bottle in the thrash and when this girl told me she was in the mood for hot sex, I became a scavenger rat and went through the thrash.
I was pathetic as hell!

I burnt my oath, popped a pill and got on with the program.
I couldn't take another second of it.
I was neck deep in Viagra I feared the possibility of drowning with no point of return.
So I literally quitted sex and my need for Viagra lessened day after day.

I was still having erection problems.
Azlan introduced to me Vimax, which of course had me throwing tantrums given I had just lay off Viagra and there he was shoving another sex pill in my face.
He told me Vimax's 100% natural and does not contain chemicals.
Herbal sex pills sounded strange but I had known Azlan wasn't the type to screw friends over.
He told me Vimax doesn't work fast as Viagra and it takes months for results.
However, in 4 to 5 months time, he told me I could erect on my own and would never need to use Vimax again. Vimax doesn't have chemicals to get addicted to.
I took Vimax and began enjoying sex again. I finally got my erection back and am glad to report that I can last longer in bed and am exploding with energy.

I purchase original Vimax from http://www.sexpillsexpert.com.
Vimax has changed my life and made me a very happy man.
Let it change yours too!

Party like a rock star!

My late uncle, my mum's youngest brother had lived his entire life as a bachelor.
His take on marriage was simple: Why bother sticking to one when you've got the sea?

He was a real cracker. My mum didn't quite like the idea of me crashing at his place on weekends but I'm a grown up so she didn't have much to hold me back. My uncle had women in his bedroom literally on every weekend. It was like there was some babe-making device secretly locked away in his bedroom. They came in various sizes, shapes and colors. My uncle wasn't picky. He settled for anything with a vagina.

I mean this guy had excessive energy I never knew where he had the strength to bone a few women in one night until he shared with me his ultimate secret. He was dependent on Viagra! I knew the effects of Viagra and therefore never used it. I told him Viagra was no joke and had serious consequences. He would laugh it off, bragging about his sexual conquests and places Viagra has taken him to. With Viagra, he was the hulk.

My uncle wasn't in good shape, health wish. Yeah he could f**k like a pornstar, party like a rockstar but he had a serious heart problem issue. I remembered my dad telling him to slow down and my uncle would snap back, saying as long he's got a penis he was going to fully utilize it.

Unfortunately, late one evening, my uncle was ready to get in bed with this woman he had picked up at the bar when out of the blues he had a sudden heart attack and died seconds afterwards. According to the autopsy report, the guy had both Viagra and Nitrates in his system. The doctor said it was a fatal cocktail!
My uncle died without the chance of enjoying one last time what he had always enjoyed doing his whole life.

So guys, if you ever decide to take sex pills, whether it'd be Viagra or natural herbs, make sure you are not on nitrates or some serious illness that requires medication.

Testimonial #1

Azlan wanted me to share my experience with Vimax since I have extensively used this sex pill throughout the years. I won't disclose my name for privacy reasons. This incident had actually happened to me and had almost ruined my marriage.

I was the 2-minute guy since my teenage days. I just couldn't control or contain myself from ejaculating too early. I didn't have any difficulty bringing chicks back to my place. The problem would start once we're in the bedroom and it's sex time. I knew what was going to literally happen the next 3 1/2 minutes. I would come under 2 minutes from making out, foul play or even just from rubbing my penis against her thigh; she would get pissed, quickly dress up, spend close to a minute emasculating me and when time's up, she'd be gone and I'd be left hanging like the flaccid penis I was.

It was such a routine I couldn't be bothered to get myself medically checked out.
It was like I had broken or fractured my penis.
I just came a little too early. No reason to be alarmed by.

I met the love of my life, Lisa and she knew from the very first time we had sex I did have a premature ejaculation problem. Guess you could say love was blind back then. She couldn't care about me cumming quickly as long as we were together.
But, as time flew by and we had become a married couple, Lisa's moods just went haywire, completely cuckoo. She would get pissed off for no absolute reason. She refused to sleep in the same bed as me. I thought it was the monthly thing but this madness lasted almost a year. I began resenting returning home after work and Lisa too would be at her friend's place. Communication had stopped, not even an eye contact.

I eventually managed to convince Lisa for the both of us to see a shrink.
I did most of the talking during the earlier sessions but during one session, I had a shock of my life. Even the therapist had nearly flipped the chair over.
"I need you to F**K me!"
I was like, if sex is the problem, why are we doing this? Let's just f**k at home.
She exploded even more.
"I can't stand it anymore! 2 minutes just won't work for me!"

I knew exactly what had to be done.
I was introduced to Vimax and slowly my endurance built up and I was beginning to practice more self-control. My marriage could have crumbled if it hadn't been for the wake up call. Vimax saved my marriage. It is true guys. If you happen to be a quick shooter, you better pop a Vimax quick because when a woman says she doesn't mind the whole 2 minute thing, she won't mean it for that long. Women have sexual needs too.

Alright. Back to you Azlan.